| RANTS N RAVES |
A clean asshole means so
much! It is the earmark
of a civilized person! It's
really quite suprising how
many people there are in
this world who just don't
take the time to keep their
assholes free of excess
fecal matter! All it takes
is a few seconds to wipe
yourself...a minute at the
most if you had a
particularly messy bowel
movement!
But some people...well, it
just must not bother them
to walk around with a
shitty behind! Who can
explain such people?
Perhaps they are being
deliberately anti-social, for
the effect of such
behavior can only be to
make a person friendless
and a social outcast. You
might not mind the smell
of your own shit (in fact,
many people like it), but
let's face it, no body but a
pervert likes to smell
other peoples excrement!
So take my advice...keep
it wiped!!
much! It is the earmark
of a civilized person! It's
really quite suprising how
many people there are in
this world who just don't
take the time to keep their
assholes free of excess
fecal matter! All it takes
is a few seconds to wipe
yourself...a minute at the
most if you had a
particularly messy bowel
movement!
But some people...well, it
just must not bother them
to walk around with a
shitty behind! Who can
explain such people?
Perhaps they are being
deliberately anti-social, for
the effect of such
behavior can only be to
make a person friendless
and a social outcast. You
might not mind the smell
of your own shit (in fact,
many people like it), but
let's face it, no body but a
pervert likes to smell
other peoples excrement!
So take my advice...keep
it wiped!!
| KEEP IT CLEAN |
| PLAYING DOUBLES FOR BAG TAGS. SOME FOLKS REFUSE TO PLAY DOUBLES FOR TAGS! WHY IS THAT? IT'S ONLY A TAG! I UNDERSTAND THAT A TEAM RELIES ON THE WEAKER OF THE TWO TO PLAY WELL AS TO PROTECT HIS NUMBER. BUT THEN THE BETTER PLAYER HAS TO STEP UP A NOTCH ALSO! IT'S GOOD FOR BOTH PLAYERS! TO REFUSE A DOUBLES TAG MATCH SHOWS DOUBT IN YOUR GAME, DON'T BE A WUSS! IT'S JUST A GAME!! |
PLAYING FOR YOUR TAG
Seems like some Duckies don't want to defend their bag
tag! Why is that? Is it because a player wins a low tag and
wants to keep the low number just to show it off? A lot of
our top tens decide not to show for the match. Who knows
why? I remind you that a tag is just a piece of metal
unless it is defended. Anyone can get lucky and win. It's
when you defend your number that proves you 'got game'!
No one has seen 'El Jeffe #1 for months. He must be
skeered to play for it. Some Duckies based in South Austin
say it's 'too far' to drive to the north courses. That's a
pretty lame excuse! Does the word 'chicken' come to mind?
Get with the program. We know who you are...AND...we
talk about you too!!
Seems like some Duckies don't want to defend their bag
tag! Why is that? Is it because a player wins a low tag and
wants to keep the low number just to show it off? A lot of
our top tens decide not to show for the match. Who knows
why? I remind you that a tag is just a piece of metal
unless it is defended. Anyone can get lucky and win. It's
when you defend your number that proves you 'got game'!
No one has seen 'El Jeffe #1 for months. He must be
skeered to play for it. Some Duckies based in South Austin
say it's 'too far' to drive to the north courses. That's a
pretty lame excuse! Does the word 'chicken' come to mind?
Get with the program. We know who you are...AND...we
talk about you too!!
SLACKER SPORT
Wikipedia describes slacker as "a static
unenthusiastic
air manifesting in an apparent lack of effort". So
why is discgolf percieved to be a "slacker sport"?
Most of those with whom I play he game seem to be
very enthusiastic about the sport. Some even a little
too much!
Let's examine a few sports that can be construed as
slacker;
BASEBALL - 2 men play catch with a ball while the
other 7 guys stand around in funny uniforms
scratching their crotches and spitting on the
ground. Sounds exciting, huh?
SOCCER - a bunch of short, hairy legged men
running around in their gym shorts trying to kick a
weird looking ball into a fishing net. Can't touch the
ball with your hands but you can hit it with your
head! And they all have only "one" name, like
"Heraldo, Carlucci or Madonna"! Whatever.....
CYCLING - Tight, shiny shirt - $50.00
Spandex pants - $100.00
Funny looking helmet - $40.00
Shiny new bike with
the skinny tires - $800.00
Hitting a pebble, doing
an endo an ruining all
the above.............PRICELESS!
CURLING - Can you believe someone made this
ridiculous activity an Olympic sport? One lardass
slides a rock down a hockey rink while the
neighborhood Walmart Floor Cleaning crew sweeps
the ice to make it slick.... without ice skates.
And people pay money to watch this! Be still my
heart!
VACUUMING THE CARPET - Now there's a sport for
ya! Especially if done nude.
So you see, most anything can be slacker. It's like
beauty, it's all in the eye of the beholder. Next time
someone describes discgolf as a "slacker sport" ask
them if they've ever tried CURLING!
Wikipedia describes slacker as "a static
unenthusiastic
air manifesting in an apparent lack of effort". So
why is discgolf percieved to be a "slacker sport"?
Most of those with whom I play he game seem to be
very enthusiastic about the sport. Some even a little
too much!
Let's examine a few sports that can be construed as
slacker;
BASEBALL - 2 men play catch with a ball while the
other 7 guys stand around in funny uniforms
scratching their crotches and spitting on the
ground. Sounds exciting, huh?
SOCCER - a bunch of short, hairy legged men
running around in their gym shorts trying to kick a
weird looking ball into a fishing net. Can't touch the
ball with your hands but you can hit it with your
head! And they all have only "one" name, like
"Heraldo, Carlucci or Madonna"! Whatever.....
CYCLING - Tight, shiny shirt - $50.00
Spandex pants - $100.00
Funny looking helmet - $40.00
Shiny new bike with
the skinny tires - $800.00
Hitting a pebble, doing
an endo an ruining all
the above.............PRICELESS!
CURLING - Can you believe someone made this
ridiculous activity an Olympic sport? One lardass
slides a rock down a hockey rink while the
neighborhood Walmart Floor Cleaning crew sweeps
the ice to make it slick.... without ice skates.
And people pay money to watch this! Be still my
heart!
VACUUMING THE CARPET - Now there's a sport for
ya! Especially if done nude.
So you see, most anything can be slacker. It's like
beauty, it's all in the eye of the beholder. Next time
someone describes discgolf as a "slacker sport" ask
them if they've ever tried CURLING!